May 2013
skittlesndrpepper:
craigmothertucker:
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
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Skyping with the candian friend!
Jew: Im really high It's like the first time I got high.
Me: stares... smiles... opens mouth and eyes wide.. starts making werid noises...
Jew: "laughing" Are you trying to make me laugh?
Me: No, Im succeding!
'Door burst open!'
Mom: ACTIVIAAAAAA!!!!!! 'shuts door'.
Me: O.o......bahahahahaha.
thecityofpawnee:
you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on
cockchomp:
you will not make me feel bad about being quiet you will not make me feel bad about my body you will not make me feel bad about stumbling over my words you will not make me feel bad about being nervous you will not make me feel bad about not knowing everything you will not make me feel bad about having a sense of humor that you don’t get you will not make me feel bad about being tired...
raptorific:
“Jurassic Park” really made a lot of people want to clone dinosaurs back to life and I’m pretty sure that’s exactly the opposite of the moral of that story
